A visit to the cinema in Porthmadog, one evening in the early summer of 1969, had
marked
the start of a family tradition. Since that day, when all three of Mary's sons had
fallen under the spell of Thunderball, they had measured out the 1970s in James Bond
films. On Her Majesty's Secret Service was the first one they had seen as a family, in
the spring of 1970. Martin in particular was captivated by its pristine snowscapes,
by the notion of an Alpine hideaway populated entirely by beautiful women, and
by the unexpected,
devastating melancholy of the film's final scene. Mary had complained
that George Lazenby was not as sexy as Sean Connery, and was relieved when Connery
returned for Diamonds Are Forever. They saw it one Saturday afternoon in central
Birmingham, a wintry
day in mid-January 1972, and although fans would not judge
the film kindly in the decades to come, to escape for two hours from the freezing drizzle
that whipped along New Street into the sunshine of the Nevada desert and the glamour
of Las Vegas was blissful. Live and Let Die, released in July 1973 and consumed by the
Lamb family on their caravan holiday near Plymouth the next month, saw Roger Moore
replacing Sean Connery, at which point Mary abandoned the franchise. She thought he was
too old, too English, too posh, insufficiently serious and insufficiently masculine, and from
then on, watching these films would be a ritual shared only between the men of the family.
The Man With the Golden Gun made a perfect post Christmas treat in December 1974, at
the end of a year which Jack, Martin and Peter had thoroughly enjoyed, but Geoffrey had
found alarming: oil prices had soared in the wake of the Yom Kippur war, the trade unions
had flexed their muscles, the IRA had killed twenty-one people in a Birmingham pub
and a Labour government had been elected. Under the influence of these developments
Geoffrey slipped into a mood of chronic apprehension, and the film itself was not involving
enough or memorable enough to snap him out of it.
But two and a half years later came The Spy Who Loved Me, and with this instalment
Bond truly came to the rescue of his country. It was released, in fact, at a moment of
fleeting,
sunbathed national optimism. The Queen's Silver Jubilee (twenty-five years since
she came to the throne! Twenty-five!) had been celebrated with souvenirs, street parties and
boisterous singing of the national anthem even as the Sex Pistols' “God Save the Queen”
was climbing almost to the top of the charts. It was somehow wonderfully revealing
of the national character that these two songs could be on everybody's lips at the same
time. The jubilee celebrations were succeeded in early July by two miraculous events:
Virginia Wade winning the women's singles
championship for Britain at Wimbledon, and
Peter Lamb passing his Grade 8 Violin exam
with distinction. Geoffrey and the boys were
already feeling chipper, then, when they filed
into the dress circle of the Odeon New Street
one balmy night towards the end of that
month. The cinema was packed. Buoyed up
by the news of recent weeks, the audience's
first big laugh of appreciation – along with
a scattered
round of applause – came after just
two minutes, when Bond […] on being told by
the lucky female in question that “I need you,
James,” answered, “So does England,” with
a charmingly rueful smile. But the audience
response to this line was nothing compared
to what came next. Escaping his pursuers
on skis and hurling himself over the edge of
a snowy precipice, Bond went into freefall and
was well on his way to certain death when the backpack he was carrying opened out
into a life-saving parachute and this parachute revealed itself – joy of joys – to consist of
an enormous Union Jack. The crowd in the cinema went wild. People were rising to their
feet, punching the air and raising cheers that filled the auditorium and probably spilled
into the street outside.